Impossible Things To Say When You Are Drunk
Published by Rick on Sunday, March 22, 2009.Innovative.
Preliminary.
Proliferation.
No kebab for me, thanks.
Thanks, but I don’t want sex.
I couldn’t drink another drop.
Are you sure they don’t clash?
No, I don’t want another drink.
Sorry, but you are just going to far now.
No more for me thanks, I’ve had sufficient.
Sorry, but you are not quite good looking enough for me.
I wish they’d just shut the bar so we can all go home early.
Thanks, but I don’t want to get up on the stage and sing karaoke.
Preliminary.
Proliferation.
No kebab for me, thanks.
Thanks, but I don’t want sex.
I couldn’t drink another drop.
Are you sure they don’t clash?
No, I don’t want another drink.
Sorry, but you are just going to far now.
No more for me thanks, I’ve had sufficient.
Sorry, but you are not quite good looking enough for me.
I wish they’d just shut the bar so we can all go home early.
Thanks, but I don’t want to get up on the stage and sing karaoke.
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