Fred Goodwin's Honorary Degree Citation
Published by Rick on Saturday, April 18, 2009.
SALUTAMUS FREDUS GOODWINUS APPELLATUS "FREDUS SHREDDUS" QUONDAM IMPERATOR BANKI ROYALIS CALEDONIAE ET NATWESTUM COUTTSQUE ET PRIMUS ADVISOR GORDONI BRUNIS IN REBUS ECONOMICIS ET FINANCIALES FAMOSISSIMUS PER INCOMPETENCIA ASTRONOMICA ET CUPIDITAS INCORRIGIBILIA IN SCANDALO SUB-PRIMO TOXICUS ET RESPONSIBILIS PER MAXIMI LOSSI CORPORATI IN HISTORIA MUNDI (XXVIII BILLIONES LIBRA APPROXIMO) SED AMASSAVIT FORTUNAM PERSONALIAM GRANDISSIMAM INCLUDENS GIGANTICUM PENSIONEM (MMMMM ETC.) ET BONUS VASTUS (MMMMMM ETC.) ET REFUSAVIT REDONERE SINGULARIS DENARIUS AD PUBLICUM UNIVERSALITER ACCLAMATUS "TERRIFICUS CROOKUS. STRINGIMUPUS" GAUDEAMUS, SIR FREDUS!
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