As They Say In Our Local Vestry
Published by Rick on Tuesday, September 29, 2009.
A vicar stays in a city hotel and manages to seduce the young maid. The maid objects at first but the vicar says, "It's alright, my child, it's written in the Bible."
After a night of passion the maid wakes up and wonders where in the bible it says it's alright for a vicar to sleep with hotel staff. To answer her question the vicar picks up the Gideon Bible on the bedside table and shows her the inside front cover. There, someone had written in pencil the words, "The maid is up for it!"
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666: the number of The Beast.
668: the neighbour of The Beast.
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God's telephone number: JERemiah 33:3 - Call to me, and I will answer you.
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Our rector was walking down our road when he saw a little boy trying to press a door bell of a neighbour. Unfortunately, the boy was very small and the door bell too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts, the rector walked over and gave the door bell a good, solid ring. Crouching down to the boy's level ,the rector said, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replied, "Run like hell!"
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The Pope calls all his cardinals together and tells them, "I have some very good news and some very bad news." The cardinals wanted to hear the very good news first. "Jesus Christ has returned to the world in all his glory." After the joyous uproar subsides, the Pope continues, "The very bad news is that he was calling from Salt Lake City."
After a night of passion the maid wakes up and wonders where in the bible it says it's alright for a vicar to sleep with hotel staff. To answer her question the vicar picks up the Gideon Bible on the bedside table and shows her the inside front cover. There, someone had written in pencil the words, "The maid is up for it!"
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666: the number of The Beast.
668: the neighbour of The Beast.
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God's telephone number: JERemiah 33:3 - Call to me, and I will answer you.
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Our rector was walking down our road when he saw a little boy trying to press a door bell of a neighbour. Unfortunately, the boy was very small and the door bell too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts, the rector walked over and gave the door bell a good, solid ring. Crouching down to the boy's level ,the rector said, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replied, "Run like hell!"
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The Pope calls all his cardinals together and tells them, "I have some very good news and some very bad news." The cardinals wanted to hear the very good news first. "Jesus Christ has returned to the world in all his glory." After the joyous uproar subsides, the Pope continues, "The very bad news is that he was calling from Salt Lake City."
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