Parrots For Sale
Published by Rick on Tuesday, September 22, 2009.
Three parrots are for sale.
They cost £200, £100 and £75.
A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"
The shopkeeper replies, "because it used to live in a brothel."
The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrot says, "F**k me a new brothel!"
The woman laughs.
Her two daughters come home, the parrot says "F**k me new prossies!"
The girls laugh.
The husband come home and the parrot says "F**k me Keith, I haven't seen you for weeks".
They cost £200, £100 and £75.
A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"
The shopkeeper replies, "because it used to live in a brothel."
The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrot says, "F**k me a new brothel!"
The woman laughs.
Her two daughters come home, the parrot says "F**k me new prossies!"
The girls laugh.
The husband come home and the parrot says "F**k me Keith, I haven't seen you for weeks".
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