Not Very Nice Things To Say
Published by Rick on Monday, March 15, 2010.
"A suicidal, silicone-breasted, bleached-blond, 40 year old mother of four, adulterous spawn of Hughie Green and a Bluebell Girl, with a dead boyfriend, an even deader career and a habit of being sick into her handbag at public parties." - Julie Burchill on the late Paula Yates (ex-wife of Bob Geldof and partner of the late INXS singer Michael Hutchence).
"His voice is something between bland and grandiose: blandoise perhaps." - Kenneth Tynan on Sir Ralph Richardson.
She went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her more like Bo Derek – he gave her a lobotomy." – Joan Rivers.
"A face to launch a thousand dredgers." – Jack de Manio about Glenda Jackson.
"Who picked your clothes – Stevie Wonder?" – Don Rickles to David Letterman.
"Arnold Schwartzernegger looks like a condom full of walnuts – Clive James.
"She has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory." – Joan Rivers about Elizabeth Taylor.
"It’s a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what’s between her ears instead of between her legs." – Katherine Hepburn about Sharon Stone.
"His voice is something between bland and grandiose: blandoise perhaps." - Kenneth Tynan on Sir Ralph Richardson.
She went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her more like Bo Derek – he gave her a lobotomy." – Joan Rivers.
"A face to launch a thousand dredgers." – Jack de Manio about Glenda Jackson.
"Who picked your clothes – Stevie Wonder?" – Don Rickles to David Letterman.
"Arnold Schwartzernegger looks like a condom full of walnuts – Clive James.
"She has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory." – Joan Rivers about Elizabeth Taylor.
"It’s a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what’s between her ears instead of between her legs." – Katherine Hepburn about Sharon Stone.
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